toynado 

Simple combination of the words toy and tornado. The typical state of an untidy child's bedroom, or possibly the state of the living room after a celebration involving children's gifts, e.g. Christmas or birthday.

It's the day after Christmas, and we have a toynado in our living room.

toynado by Exhausted Auk December 27, 2010

Toynado 

Apocalyptic living room clutter created by children carelessly leaving their things scattered all around.

We weren't expecting you until tomorrow! Sorry for the toynado. Just step around the Legos.

Toynado by darrenoia May 12, 2016

Toynado 

when kids fail to put toys back before they take more out and you end up with a toy-nado

Heyy, stop that toynado !

Toynado by StephShully February 1, 2022

Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Dick tornado 

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.

The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.

Dick tornado by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park 

When you are really REALLY happy.

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

Tornado Bait 

A person who lives in a moblie home, or the mobile home itself.

If you live in a mobile home, you may not be trailer trash, but you're still probably tornado bait.

Tornado Bait by Shawnster April 5, 2005