Touriste 

A word used to describe someone who is always confused and is useless at telling jokes and/or understanding jokes. Usually the kind of person you will see tying their shoelaces on an escalator, or farting in an elevator.
The word is usually pronounced with a french accent

Malvyn - Hey guys! Hurry! the metro's about to leave!
Nam - Wait! I forgot my left shoe!
Carlos - Nam is such a touriste!

Touriste by EE3bros-bro December 5, 2009

tourist torpor 

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

tourist torpor by b1-66er June 9, 2008

gawk of tourists 

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'

Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.

gawk of tourists by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010

suburban tourist 

A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.

I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!

suburban tourist by cokemidget June 28, 2008

election tourist 

Someone who came to 4chan's /pol/ for explicitly political reasons, most likely during the 2016 or 2020 U.S. presidential election. Despite the fact that /pol/ was designed as a containment board, the election tourist will inevitably venture outside /pol/ and try to bring up political affairs on boards and threads that have nothing to do with politics. One of the single biggest factors in the decline of 4chan over the past 6-8 years.

This is a thread about Dragon Ball Z, why are you talking about Trump and Israel, you fucking election tourist?

election tourist by Ant96 February 11, 2022

Emotional Tourist

An emotional tourist is one that goes from person to person and feeds off of their experiences and emotions to fill the emptiness inside of them.

You ditched your grieving friend to hang out in a bathtub with a complete stranger? I should have known you were an emotional tourist!

Emotional Tourist by Pamela Manson December 4, 2013

Arse Tourist 

1. A person who like to tour the depths of a forigners anal passage.

2. Rimming whilst abroad.

Guy 1: My friend Mat's just got back from Singapore after licking out some guy's butt hole.

Guy 2: God, he sounds like a right Arse Tourist.

Arse Tourist by Superawesomefantastic December 30, 2011