tourister

a bus used in carrying tourists that is usually owned by a tour operator; a tourist bus.

The hotel has just bought a dandy tourister.

tourister by uttam maharjan March 4, 2010

flatland tourister 

Someone visiting mountain or hilly regions and unable to maintain the speed limit uphill on winding roads. This is originally from the Li'l Abner comic strip of 60 years ago. A flatland tourister can often be found at the head of a long, slow line of cars heading uphill to a ski resort or other tourist attraction.

Why doesn't the CHP get after flatland touristers instead of me.

flatland tourister by builderbob58 October 4, 2018

mexican tourister 

(alt.-"turista") a black hefty bag stuffed full of one's worldly possessions, typically a few shirts, and odd effects.

When Mikey got evicted he bought a new set of Mexican Tourister and bagged everything and split.

mexican tourister by manks dawbs May 1, 2004

tourist torpor 

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

tourist torpor by b1-66er June 9, 2008

gawk of tourists 

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'

Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.

gawk of tourists by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010

Turpster 

A crazy British guy who talks on podcasts, but is most awesome.

Turpster says don't do drugs.

Turpster by zimphella March 30, 2009

suburban tourist 

A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.

I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!

suburban tourist by cokemidget June 28, 2008