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touristing

the act of being a tourist
Since we have been in Europe, we have just been touristing around.
by klodogmillionaire October 21, 2011
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Touristing

Rubbernecking..

Driving slowly or stopping in the middle of the road while looking at the sights.

Walking and paying no attention to anyone else around you while looking at the sights.
"Why did those people in front of us just stop in the middle of the road?" "They're Touristing!"
by shepkatt July 13, 2012
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touristing

The process or methodology by which an equity researcher or analyst in Manhattan very superficially (if at all) reviews or covers one or more companies and provides definitive advice to chief investment officers who then act on such advice to invest billions of dollars that then are lost.
Right before the latest economic downturn, the research team had been engaging in touristing to speed up their work so that they could make it in time to happy hour at the Rooftop in the Kimberly.
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tourexting

Excessive use of offensive words in text messages
Example of tourexting "Are you f**king well coming the f**k around sh**head or what? d**k" - sent as a text message
by greypix October 1, 2012
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Touristified

An area or place deliberately designed or built to bring in tourists and the associated involved industries. Can also be a place that was ‘quietly popular’ to a niche market of people before being heavily marketed by big business to bring in droves of people/(tourists) and money.

A word best used in a past-tense or ‘after the horse has bolted’ situation.
“Wow, they went all-out to overdo the tourism in Byron Bay. It has been heavily touristified, hasn’t it?!”
by Ziff Webster March 7, 2022
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Turfisting

Similar to fisting, turfisting is the act in which a person inserts their fist into a turkey and then shoves their turkey wrapped fist into the anal passage of another person. See: turfucking
"Hey man have you watched 'turfisting 3: pilgrim sluts stuff christopher columbutts- The story of a NEW thanksgiving'?"
by Robbie Bobalito November 2, 2011
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tourette, touretted, touretting

Derived from Tourette's syndrome. A 'tick'. One can use 'touretted' or 'touretting' to describe any frantic, seemlingly unplanned flailings of the limbs, not always a victim of Tourette's syndrome.
Lazybill: "I was at the intersection of Western and Fisk and I pull up next to a taxi and the driver was touretting all over the place in there."

Joker: "You shoulda called the cops and said "yo this nigga just touretted into me and messed up my ride!!1"
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