Torting

Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.

Often involves saucers of milk.

A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.

Example: Dawn wanted to do some torting but Sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.

by minasidge September 18, 2013

Torting

A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.

Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.

Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014

Torting

tortilla tossing; throwing tortillas into the yards of your enemies, friends, or random strangers until their yard is covered in tortillas, then driving away into the night unnoticed.

I have an excessive amount of tortillas left over from the fiesta, let's go torting later tonight!

by wildebeast September 6, 2012

torting

Torting is to hit the booty of a goat while screaming "I'M GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER" at the top of your lungs. Future tense: will tort, past tense: torted.

"Okay, stand up, you can sit down cause Im gonna start. Torting is hitting the booty of a goat while screaming Chandelier by Sia at the top of your lungs, kay?"

by moonfuzzwolf05152 July 26, 2018

Torting

To tort you need two people, one person stands with their legs open while the other person grabs their balls and hangs from them, this causes extreme pain and should be avoided unless you’re brave

Me and jack did torting last night, it hurt so bad but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

pistol toting

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.

“Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”

by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

Tooting your own vuvuzela

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.

1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y

by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010