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Plump, thicc vagina like a torta

Tienes una tortona bien rica

Tortona by Mellow_Fellow January 7, 2023

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Torton

A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.

I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.

Torton by Thumpnization November 6, 2020

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totona

A familiar Venezuelan word to describe a vagina, most commonly used by children.

"Le he visto la totona a María"

totona by Butters May 5, 2005

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Tortola

The biggest and best island in the British Virgin Islands. Not in the USVI but close.Place to swim surf and just chillax.They also have great slang (See in example). Home of Bomba's Shack etc.

Tolian #1: Wa u sayin mehson.
Tolian #2: Deh man I here coolin wa bout u.

Tortola is 2 sick

Tortola by Bvislander November 26, 2006

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tortonto

Canadian taco made by the old el Paso branch in Toronto. Developed by a Ryerson student, when she experienced a grammar error in her writing.

Hey can you pass me a tortonto

tortonto by Tortontoman November 28, 2013

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Oldsmobile Toronado

A luxury front wheel drive car made from 1966 to 1992. The 1966 to 1970 years consider it to be the only front wheel drive muscle car ever made. The 1971 to 1985 years have got to be one of the biggest and ugliest cars ever made. The 1986 to 1992 years brought back some more muscle to its style and looks similar to 1980's Monte Carlo's and Cutlasses. Only thing is it had no V8 like all the previous Toronado's but rather had one of the best and strongest engines ever, the Buick 3800 V6.

John: What kind of car did you buy?

Steve: A 1988 Oldsmobile Toronado.

John: Wow it looks bad ass, does it have a V8?

Steve: No it has a Buick 3800 V6.

Oldsmobile Toronado by CountryBoy57556853 September 20, 2012

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torton

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.

After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.

torton by D. ROCKSTAR November 18, 2004

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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