Tortona

Plump, thicc vagina like a torta

Tienes una tortona bien rica

by Mellow_Fellow January 7, 2023

Torton

A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.

I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.

by Thumpnization November 6, 2020

totona

A familiar Venezuelan word to describe a vagina, most commonly used by children.

"Le he visto la totona a María"

by Butters May 5, 2005

Tortola

The biggest and best island in the British Virgin Islands. Not in the USVI but close.Place to swim surf and just chillax.They also have great slang (See in example). Home of Bomba's Shack etc.

Tolian #1: Wa u sayin mehson.
Tolian #2: Deh man I here coolin wa bout u.

Tortola is 2 sick

by Bvislander November 26, 2006

tortonto

Canadian taco made by the old el Paso branch in Toronto. Developed by a Ryerson student, when she experienced a grammar error in her writing.

Hey can you pass me a tortonto

by Tortontoman November 28, 2013

Oldsmobile Toronado

A luxury front wheel drive car made from 1966 to 1992. The 1966 to 1970 years consider it to be the only front wheel drive muscle car ever made. The 1971 to 1985 years have got to be one of the biggest and ugliest cars ever made. The 1986 to 1992 years brought back some more muscle to its style and looks similar to 1980's Monte Carlo's and Cutlasses. Only thing is it had no V8 like all the previous Toronado's but rather had one of the best and strongest engines ever, the Buick 3800 V6.

John: What kind of car did you buy?

Steve: A 1988 Oldsmobile Toronado.

John: Wow it looks bad ass, does it have a V8?

Steve: No it has a Buick 3800 V6.

by CountryBoy57556853 September 20, 2012

torton

A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.

After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.

by D. ROCKSTAR November 18, 2004