3 definitions by Nikolai Zherkezhi

guide dog

A guide dog is an ugly woman who is out on the town with a much nicer looking woman (who has just moved to the town), showing her the local drinking places.

MAN: Alright darling, why dont you lose this guide dog and i'll show you round town!

PRETTY WOMAN: Ok

by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 22, 2007

Frinkey Dink

The act of sexual intercourse

Gettin' down to the frinkey dink!

by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 12, 2007

toaster bath

The act of committing suicide by electricuting yourself from using a toaster (or other household electrical device) whilst in the bath.

I'm so depressed I have an overwhelming desire to have a toaster bath

by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 12, 2007