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Toolebox 

a man that sees multiple woman. He usually as one child that he favors but never sees and the other he gave up because it interfered with bartime. A plan looser who likes men AND women and will deny his six month relationship with a man. He lives with his friends even in his thirties.
Did you hear what Toole did again? Yeah, that Toolebox is a total looser. He has like ten STD's....he needs to quit messing around so much and take care of his kids.
Toolebox by Renee32 August 21, 2011
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A person of little social value. aka Doug Lee.
Doug Lee is the world's biggest toolbox.
toolbox by 2+2 NVG Forum November 30, 2011

Dominican toolbox

A toolbox in which the contents contain usually cheap broken tools, trash wrapper's, and tools stolen from other workers that somehow never are returned. Note if you question why your stuff is there the race card may be brought up or they may act confused and all of the sudden don't understand English anymore. It also is probably your fault if items they didn't return are in their procession.
I can not find my tape so I will have to check the Dominican toolbox.
Dominican toolbox by 7mary3 September 14, 2014

Toolbox McBro 

A nice guy with tool-ish tendencies. Often goes shirtless. Frequent conversation topics include rugby, power-lifting, and old-school hip-hop. Prefers Ferraris to women. Can be shortened to "TBMcB"."
Jeff is such a Toolbox McBro, he showed me his lats today after he got back from rugby classes. I didn't ask to see.
Toolbox McBro by Not TBMcB October 19, 2009

Toolbox extraordinaire 

Worse than a tool, even worse than a toolbox. The highest capacity of being a tool.

Coined on Jake and Amir
Jake: Amir, leave my brother alone, you don't even know him.

Amir: Maybe you should stop being such a toolbox extraordinaire!
Toolbox extraordinaire by pez123 December 13, 2010

Japanese Toolbox 

When one dude is fucking another dude while playing with his balls with a pair of chopsticks.
I saw Dustin Diamond hooking up with this dude and the dude gave him a sweet Japanese Toolbox!
Japanese Toolbox by Stankmuffin October 9, 2006

Show 'em my toolbox 

This is a phrase that means for a male to show off his genitalia to another person(s). Usually, this is done in a non-threatening way; possibly even verging on a friendly way.
My boss was having a rough day, so to brighten him up a bit I asked if he would like me to show 'em my toolbox.
Show 'em my toolbox by Cpt. Lazerus November 12, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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