toolbox

A person of little social value. aka Doug Lee.

Doug Lee is the world's biggest toolbox.

by 2+2 NVG Forum November 30, 2011

Toolbox

A man whose only use for women is to fix things for her.

Go back to the garage, toolbox. You need to fix my car.

by Vic_ April 26, 2020

toolbox

A group of guys in sleeveless UFC shirts and fauxhawks that are either talking about their gains, saying they're swolemates, or drinking protein shakes.

Too bad you can't see yourself in any mirror at the gym because there's always a toolbox blocking it.

by allenjr16 May 14, 2014

toolbox

more toolish than just a tool, but not quite as toolish as an entire toolshed

ur such a fucking toolbox

by kamakaze687 March 4, 2004

toolbox

The term "toolbox" refers to someone who is such a tool that his supreme stupidity is on the level of what you'd expect from a collaboration of several tools. When someone is this many tools in one, he is a toolbox.

He said his Honda had a V8 and ran 5's... what a toolbox!

by TurboDC4 December 28, 2005

toolbox

a man who is so lame, or so much of a dick, that he is not just a tool, he is an entire toolbox.

I can't wait until they send that fuckin' toolbox off to Iraq.

by Jimmy February 4, 2003

toolbox

When someone is so dense and pathetic that they are not just a tool, they are an entire toolbox. Toolboxes have a tendency not to think for themselves. Toolboxes are prevelant in frats and sororities, oh and politics.

President Bush is a toolbox. Your sister is a toolbox. You are a toolbox.

by pootrified June 14, 2006