toolboxed

the act of being hammered, aka extremely drunk

"bro i was totally toolboxed last night. i drank way too much"

toolboxed by niconikoh April 26, 2026

toolbox 

A person of little social value. aka Doug Lee.

Doug Lee is the world's biggest toolbox.

toolbox by 2+2 NVG Forum November 30, 2011

Dominican toolbox

A toolbox in which the contents contain usually cheap broken tools, trash wrapper's, and tools stolen from other workers that somehow never are returned. Note if you question why your stuff is there the race card may be brought up or they may act confused and all of the sudden don't understand English anymore. It also is probably your fault if items they didn't return are in their procession.

I can not find my tape so I will have to check the Dominican toolbox.

Dominican toolbox by 7mary3 September 14, 2014

Toolbox McBro 

A nice guy with tool-ish tendencies. Often goes shirtless. Frequent conversation topics include rugby, power-lifting, and old-school hip-hop. Prefers Ferraris to women. Can be shortened to "TBMcB"."

Jeff is such a Toolbox McBro, he showed me his lats today after he got back from rugby classes. I didn't ask to see.

Toolbox McBro by Not TBMcB October 19, 2009

Toolbox extraordinaire 

Worse than a tool, even worse than a toolbox. The highest capacity of being a tool.

Coined on Jake and Amir

Jake: Amir, leave my brother alone, you don't even know him.

Amir: Maybe you should stop being such a toolbox extraordinaire!

Toolbox extraordinaire by pez123 December 13, 2010

Japanese Toolbox 

When one dude is fucking another dude while playing with his balls with a pair of chopsticks.

I saw Dustin Diamond hooking up with this dude and the dude gave him a sweet Japanese Toolbox!

Japanese Toolbox by Stankmuffin October 9, 2006

Toolzoned 

When someone believes they have a good relationship with somebody, but they're acually being manipulated by that person and are viewed as nothing more than a tool to be used for that person's benefit.

Horikita: I will acknowledge you as an ally, too.
Kiyotaka Ayanokoji: But, Horikita... I've never once thought of you as an ally. All people are nothing but tools. It doesn't matter how it's done. It doesn't matter what needs to be sacrificed. In this world, winning is everything. Toolzoned.

Toolzoned by Meursalt December 5, 2020