Tonned 

(Tonn-d, not tund)

Anything that's awesome and made even more awesome by the fact you're high.

Etymology-

Mis-hearing of the word 'sound'.

Dude 1: Dude that fire is totally tonned.

Dude 2: Dude, are you high on drugs?

Tonned by WhyTheFaceWhyTheFaceWhyTheFace May 25, 2011

tonned-up 

1) To score a century in cricket

2) To hit 100mph when driving

3) To get to 100 friends on Facebook

1) Did you watch the game the other day. Dave tonned up

2) I tonned up down the highway yesterday

3) I only joined two days ago and I've already tonned-up

tonned-up by SawyerSharky September 5, 2011

Zhou Tonged 

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.

I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

Zhou Tonged by http://www.ZhouTonged.com April 9, 2013

Mosquito Toned

A prepubescent boy who has a voice so high it resembles the mosquito tone (a high pitched noise which can only be heard by people under the age of 30)

1. You join in a game on xbox/ps3 and are greeted by a lobby of screaming mosquito toned boys.

2.You are in the mall and are annoyed at a group of preppy mosquito toned boys who think they're cool.

Mosquito Toned by Eaglesfan180 July 30, 2010

Toned 

Visible definition in muscles as a direct result of having low body fat and reasonably well formed and built muscles. Similar to being 'ripped' only not to such an extent.

Dude check out Jess. She got so toned from going to the gym.

I need to lose some fat and get more toned, like NBA players.

Aerobics gets you toned.

Toned by Funployee June 21, 2007

tonked 

To be soundly beaten, especially in sports.

Man City got tonked by Chelsea last night! 4-0? Ouch!

tonked by ColinZeal August 7, 2006

shit tonnes 

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff

There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today

shit tonnes by ebsva June 10, 2012