towned

A bastardization of the concatenation of "told" and "owned"

Oh dang...you just got towned.

by Chicken October 18, 2004

towned

A hybridization of "towed" and "owned." Used in reference to a situation where your car gets towed away and you get slapped with a huge fine at the most inopportune time.

"Man, Eugene got totally towned by Smitty's Towing Services this morning."

by Karjoe Goldzik October 8, 2005

Towned

Related to Owned. it's applied to people that uses cheats on counter strike: source servers.

Tower uses cheats. Tower has been banned from the server. he has been TOWNED.

by Soulkeeper December 15, 2008

Towned

Verb - getting owned by a tow truck.

"You better move your car before you get towned."

"That was uber townage."

by StonyBologna May 24, 2010

towned

A bastardization of "totally" and "owned".

You didn't just get owned, you got TOWNED!

by Asmodi July 10, 2006

shanty towned

The act of getting so drunk and looking like such a mess that people may mistake you for living in a shanty town.

Sam: Ite mate, what went down last night?
Will: I dunno man, I drank so much I can't remember, must've got absolutely shanty towned.
Sam: Mate that's a par!

by blibs563 September 19, 2011

Ham Towned

Being Hammered, Drunk, Belligerently Intoxicated, Blacking Out, or whatever other slang for being drunk is.

Oh my god Jim, its a sunday?! Why are you drinking?!
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...

by DKnDuBois' May 16, 2011