tonked

To be soundly beaten, especially in sports.

Man City got tonked by Chelsea last night! 4-0? Ouch!

by ColinZeal August 7, 2006

Tonked

well built, muscly etc.. hench

dat bre is bare tonked

by ShOk April 10, 2005

Tonked

Tonked or Tonqued / tongkId/ adj & adv 1. lit. a state of exceeding inebriation 2. alcohol induced debauchery or utter desiccation of common morality 3. the process of achieving inebriation usually through whisky choice deferred by one to another

Origin: Brit/Amer slang rumoured to have originated in Portugal

Let's get tonked! I am tonked. I was so tonked last night that I shall forever live in a state of perpetual regret.

by bulghur November 20, 2009

Tonked

Tonked means hit or smashed in by a pigeon or sausage roll.

chris ingham got tonked by a pigeon in his car, silly chris ingham ;)

isabelle ingham got tonked by sarah ingham and sarah ingham got tonked by a sausage roll

by mr pickleson August 3, 2018

Tonked

To gain a headshot in CSS, the sound made is similar to the worked "Tonked"

He just tonked me in the face

by Lee G July 23, 2005

tonked

well u see it when ur sittin in the back of the bus and it hits a bump and u fly off the seat

jimmy got tonked on the bus

by Top September 18, 2005

Tonked

This is an absolute banger of a word and can only be used by fellow members of the tonkartons

Yh miss I tonked my homework jn

by Joint CEO of tonkartons October 14, 2020