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tomcotton 

A racist individual, usually from the Southern part of the United States. Adjective: tomcottony.

Example: “I never knew the neighbors were such tomcottons!” Not to be confused with “Tomcotton” which is explosive diarrhea.
“Look at all the tomcottons in their white robes and pointy hats!”
tomcotton by Elocineisle February 22, 2021

Tomcoonery 

When coons engage in Tomfoolery. Coon in the context refers to a black person who is ignorant to white discrimination and unknowingly suffers with self hatred.
1) Tyrone and Jamal are spotted hollering at some white chicks at the mall and they keep dissing black women while they all have a good laugh.

Janelle: Look at those two negroes over there acting like fools over white pussy.
Tanya: I am sick and tired of those two and their tomcoonery

2) Everything Diamond and Silk do on twitter. 100% tomcoonery.
Tomcoonery by LOLLmFAOJK September 21, 2019

tomcatting

also tomcatted, tomcats

1. To promiscuously pursue a woman or women for purposes of sexual gratification. Used for males.
Ian started tomcatting as soon as he broke up with his girlfriend.
tomcatting by valkyrie November 8, 2004

tomcoonery 

The act of doing something low rent and trifling.
Look at the tomcoonery going on with those spinning neon rims!
tomcoonery by QBi11y January 13, 2011

tom cotton 

"I didn't make it to the toilet in time and I Tom Cotton'd all over myself."
tom cotton by metalmixtress March 10, 2015

fat tomcattin'

To be sexually active with heavy-set women; a "chubby-chaser"
fat tomcattin' by Zoomen August 1, 2011
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