BobertVonSchtiltskins's definitions

Shayification

The unnecessary emphasis on sports in a school curriculum, especially at a school not known for sports.

I need to go to my mandated sports session. This is a result of shayification

by BobertVonSchtiltskins March 5, 2024

Sooting

To bite a romantic partner without their consent

“Did you hear about our friend? She got a sooting by Will”

by BobertVonSchtiltskins March 6, 2024

Yamless Behavior

The behavior exhibited by someone who has no yams to their name. This is similar to calling someone dumb, spitting bad takes, or unmasculine.

Person 1: i think insert bad take
Person 2: That’s kind of yamless behavior, my friend. You have 0 barns

by BobertVonSchtiltskins October 27, 2023

tomscott-depression

The depression faced by someone following Tom Scott leaving the internet on January 1st, 2024. The feeling can be incapacitating, knowing that the 30-something British man will no longer be posting content on his main channel for the foreseeable future.

“It’s been 2 weeks. I am suffering from a severe case of tomscott-depression”

by BobertVonSchtiltskins January 13, 2024