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of a cool guy who sends his/her/zir personal messages or tells their life story on tik tok
Christina: OMG turn that off, no I can't
Tom: hahaha, This guy's tok'ed for sure!
Tok'ed by Machiavelli1531 August 18, 2020
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Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kid 

These are the types of retards usually 12-14 who think they are cool for being "trendy" and following/copying everything they see on tik tok in a desperate attempt to fit into society. These kids are comparable to zombies who are in denial and have no self-control in life. Lifeless husks are being controlled mostly by liberal media who offer little to no free speech in order to bend these poor children to their wills. The kids in this category don't realize this and are practically brainwashed into believing everything that they see and hear on these platforms is the truth and will do anything to defend their actions against free thinkers who oppose their retarded ideals. They are mostly attention seekers who wish to spread their foolish ideals onto anyone they feast their eyes on. Every one of them has some sort of simping tendency but usually too pussy to go on a real date and instead online date someone that lives 5000 miles away in some unknown third world country. In conclusion, these Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kids are just minions who cannot think for themselves and become followers instead of leaders in life.

P.S Their favorite music is rap and its nearly impossible to convince them otherwise. (this is most likely because it has a lot of gibberish words that go into their heads and brainwash them even further than they already are. Its kind of like nicotine for these types of kids)
Tik Tok Simp Edgy Cringe Kid: Stop trying to be different than everyone else.

Human With An Actual Brain: "Wall Gif"

Toked Out 

When you are high as hell
Look at that bitch! He's Toked Out!!
Toked Out by Dwhacko February 11, 2008
wut u are after u toke, aka HIGH
dude that was sum good weed...i am toked as a mutha fucker
toked by STEVE STOKES IS GAY June 3, 2003

toked it 

I toked up like crazy at my cousin's place this weekend!
toked it by TFS February 19, 2005

toked off 

Whenever one high person is upset by the actions of another high person.

most common in angry stoners!!
bryce: go get me some chips
jon: No dude you'll get fat
bryce: please
jon: no
bryce: i'm so toked off
toked off by jony243532 March 1, 2011

toked n' roped 

When an individual becomes too high on marijuana to function efficiently.
Driving may take longer due to an the driver not making quick enough decisions on following the fastest route. Other examples include not being able to do simple tasks or multi-task as proficiently. Spills often occur in the kitchen due to one being "Toked n' Roped"
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