Toilext 

Using your phone to text while going to the bathroom.

BF - "Baby-doll you know I love you, but I was dropping the biggest deuce when I sent you that message"
GF "Gross - don't ever toilext me again you perv"

"I love to toilext, but I feel bad only washing my hands and not my iPhone"

Toilext by dmaze August 26, 2010

Toilet Guy

An apt name for the Accessible Icon Project's proposed replacement for the International Symbol of Access, the globally recognized icon symbolizing accessibility for people with disabilities. The new symbol, while intended to resemble a wheelchair racer, looks uncannily like a guy trying to wipe his rear after using the toilet.

Some disability advocates like the new "Accessible Icon," while others find it offensive, call it "Toilet Guy," and think it promotes a hierarchy of disability acceptance .

Toilet Guy by autact7 November 8, 2015

eau de toilette 

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

eau de toilette by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Toiletry 

A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.

Example of Toiletry:

are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water...
then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 John Jenkins

Toiletry by Mr. Big Bad Small Good Parched Anus Jenkins December 26, 2008

Toilet Paper Diploma 

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

Toilet Paper Diploma by Eddy August 5, 2007

Guacamole nigga toilet 

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.

Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.

Guacamole nigga toilet by Penis retard laundry toilet June 3, 2019

soft toilet paper phase 

Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.

I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind

soft toilet paper phase by Guy Snyder November 14, 2014