Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010
Txting while using the toilet
by SammyG1963 October 13, 2015
BF - "Baby-doll you know I love you, but I was dropping the biggest deuce when I sent you that message"
GF "Gross - don't ever toilext me again you perv"
"I love to toilext, but I feel bad only washing my hands and not my iPhone"
GF "Gross - don't ever toilext me again you perv"
"I love to toilext, but I feel bad only washing my hands and not my iPhone"
by dmaze August 26, 2010