Definitions by dmaze

Toilext 

Using your phone to text while going to the bathroom.

BF - "Baby-doll you know I love you, but I was dropping the biggest deuce when I sent you that message"
GF "Gross - don't ever toilext me again you perv"

"I love to toilext, but I feel bad only washing my hands and not my iPhone"

Toilext by dmaze August 26, 2010