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Using your phone to text while going to the bathroom.

BF - "Baby-doll you know I love you, but I was dropping the biggest deuce when I sent you that message"
GF "Gross - don't ever toilext me again you perv"

"I love to toilext, but I feel bad only washing my hands and not my iPhone"

by dmaze August 25, 2010

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