Toilexty 

The feeling of panic you get when you notice the empty toilet paper roll after you’ve already done your business.

-look at him panicking on the toilet
-what is wrong with him
-he is suffering toilexty

Toilexty by sophia moose June 6, 2017

Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.

Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"

Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

Toilexting

Txting while using the toilet

Mom! I can't get in the bathroom, cuz John's toilexting!!

Toilexting by SammyG1963 December 4, 2015

Toilext 

Using your phone to text while going to the bathroom.

BF - "Baby-doll you know I love you, but I was dropping the biggest deuce when I sent you that message"
GF "Gross - don't ever toilext me again you perv"

"I love to toilext, but I feel bad only washing my hands and not my iPhone"

Toilext by dmaze August 26, 2010

ToiletYarded 

When you, in an act of revenge, place upwards of 20 toilet bowls on the lawns of your several properties.

Wanna go see the toilets in Potsdam, NY? yeah a guy ToiletYarded them years ago. there's a movie about it, seriously. there's plants growing inside of them and graffiti and everything.

ToiletYarded by Butch Sardine February 7, 2025