Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.

Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"

by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

Toilexting

Txting while using the toilet

Mom! I can't get in the bathroom, cuz John's toilexting!!

by SammyG1963 December 4, 2015

Tormexting

The act of continuously tormenting someone via text message

Tacy: I will be doing some drunken tormexting tonight

Wayne: I pissed off Tracy and she won't stop tormexting me

by metalmulisha909 December 11, 2010

TOILETING

When you take a shit.

I am TOILETING

by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020

toileting

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb

jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck

by CADETpickles September 13, 2010

tourexting

Excessive use of offensive words in text messages

Example of tourexting "Are you f**king well coming the f**k around sh**head or what? d**k" - sent as a text message

by greypix October 1, 2012

toixting

the act of texting while on the toilet

me- hey whats up? im just thinkin about you

you- aww youre so sweet. what are you doing?

me- sitting on the toilet

you- um... youre toixting me... thats when you think about me...

by SRcurly October 19, 2011