Tobot 

1. A robotic toe.

My friend and I, bored at the airport. My friend mutters the word "tobot." I ask, "what the hell is a tobot?" To which he responds, "A robotic toe, stupid."

Tobot by B-nus July 23, 2006

Meat Toboggan 

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"

I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.

Meat Toboggan by Djmym October 9, 2015

Poon toot 

When a woman expels air from her vagina, a queef.

I was 69ing with a woman and she fired a poon toot down my throat

Poon toot by BigRedMonster October 29, 2020

Doctor Toboggan 

Also named Mantis Toboggan. A doctor that moves in for scraps. He's prone to drop monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong. You should watch him feast.

I need a fake doctors note.
Just get one from Doctor Toboggan

Doctor Toboggan by CWALK November 12, 2013

TOOTBLAN

Acronym for Thrown Out On The Basepaths Like A Nincompoop.

Baseball statistic invented for Ryan Theriot of the Chicago Cubs, for his penchant for ill-advised steal attempts and general lack of skill running bases.

Theriot's current TOOTBLAN number is 19.

TOOTBLAN by LesterB October 16, 2008

snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction

Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

snowy noggin - no toboggan by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013

Cooter Tooter 

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.

That bitch is a cooter tooter.

Cooter Tooter by jnotosh December 8, 2010