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Nome di persona elegante, poliedrica, ineguagliabile, superiore, veloce e intelligente. Presente solo nella forma maschile, forma femminile non esistente
La persona che ha scritto questa definizione è Tizio
Tizio by Tizio November 22, 2021
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titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.
Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
titiot savant by theinstigator December 15, 2013
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the most Generous, unique, and intelligent men on earth.
don't be such a Tazio
tazio by blackoliveeyes June 20, 2018
An Italian name of a male gender, the English translation is Titian. It comes from the Lation word "Titianus", patronymic of the Roman gens name "Titius". The name was made famous by Tiziano Vecellio, who is one of the most import painters of World's history. People with that name are intelligent, smart and educated. Their beauty, sense of humor and romanticism will make you fall in love. Their big Italian dick will make you want to spend every day of your life together. If you find a Tiziano, never let him go.
Tiziano is an Italian name.
Tiziano by YankeeCandlesSmellBad January 19, 2018
An incredibly hot, kind and caring guy who will treat you RIGHT. Tizians are good musicians or painters and make terrible, yet charming, jokes. Because the Name is unusual it makes the person even hotter.
-"Damn he could totally be a Tizian"
-"My boyfriends name is Tizian"

"God you're lucky!"
Tizian by June Martin February 8, 2018
Tiziri is the best girlfriend you can have.
They are very smart, cute and handsome.
They are everything you want in a person.
The most loving person you know is probably a Tiziri.
Omg she’s so cute AND nice... she must be a Tiziri.
Tiziri by Urbanthiccccccc November 10, 2019
Not only does Tizian have the most beautiful name you’ve ever heard, but also the most beautiful heart you’ll ever witness.
You’ll come across Tizian at age 19 and even though you’re still young, you’ll want to spend the rest of your life with him. He enters your life and makes you fall in love deeply, especially when you least expect or want it. He’s a ray of sunlight, always keen to make everyone around him feel seen - mainly you.
You should never let Tizian go.
- “You know how when you’re in a relationship, you’re always interested in other guys too.”
- “No, for me it’s always just going to be Tizian.”
Tizian by Kirischmiri October 14, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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