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titiot savant
a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.
Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
titiot savant by theinstigator December 15, 2013
tazio
tazio by blackoliveeyes June 20, 2018
Tiziano
An Italian name of a male gender, the English translation is Titian. It comes from the Lation word "Titianus", patronymic of the Roman gens name "Titius". The name was made famous by Tiziano Vecellio, who is one of the most import painters of World's history. People with that name are intelligent, smart and educated. Their beauty, sense of humor and romanticism will make you fall in love. Their big Italian dick will make you want to spend every day of your life together. If you find a Tiziano, never let him go.
Tiziano by YankeeCandlesSmellBad January 19, 2018
Tizian
An incredibly hot, kind and caring guy who will treat you RIGHT. Tizians are good musicians or painters and make terrible, yet charming, jokes. Because the Name is unusual it makes the person even hotter.
Tizian by June Martin February 8, 2018
Tiziri
Tiziri is the best girlfriend you can have.
They are very smart, cute and handsome.
They are everything you want in a person.
The most loving person you know is probably a Tiziri.
They are very smart, cute and handsome.
They are everything you want in a person.
The most loving person you know is probably a Tiziri.
Tiziri by Urbanthiccccccc November 10, 2019
Tizian
Not only does Tizian have the most beautiful name you’ve ever heard, but also the most beautiful heart you’ll ever witness.
You’ll come across Tizian at age 19 and even though you’re still young, you’ll want to spend the rest of your life with him. He enters your life and makes you fall in love deeply, especially when you least expect or want it. He’s a ray of sunlight, always keen to make everyone around him feel seen - mainly you.
You should never let Tizian go.
You’ll come across Tizian at age 19 and even though you’re still young, you’ll want to spend the rest of your life with him. He enters your life and makes you fall in love deeply, especially when you least expect or want it. He’s a ray of sunlight, always keen to make everyone around him feel seen - mainly you.
You should never let Tizian go.
- “You know how when you’re in a relationship, you’re always interested in other guys too.”
- “No, for me it’s always just going to be Tizian.”
- “No, for me it’s always just going to be Tizian.”
Tizian by Kirischmiri October 14, 2021
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French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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