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Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
by wanwanwan September 26, 2022
Get the Titistics mug.1)the natural phenomenon that occurs after extended hours of playing tetris especially after the first time.
2)the seeing of the familiar shapes all around you especially when your eyes are closed
2)the seeing of the familiar shapes all around you especially when your eyes are closed
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"ghaa!! the lampshade is a pole and 2 squares! stinking tetris ghosts!"
"ghaa!! the lampshade is a pole and 2 squares! stinking tetris ghosts!"
by jawsofboredem August 7, 2006
Get the tetris ghost mug.The act of fitting a lot of crap into a very tiny space through clever usage of every bit of available space. Tetris-gifted people can easily pack an entire house into the trunk of a Toyota. This can come in very handy when space is at a premium!
A person who is particularly talented in this way is often referred to as a Tetris King or Queen.
A person who is particularly talented in this way is often referred to as a Tetris King or Queen.
I spent three hours Tetrising, but I finally got the car packed. I told you the whole living room could fit in the van in one trip!
I don't know how that girl did it, but there's thirty plastic flamingos in my bathroom!
We told you not to piss Sarah off. She's too good at Tetrising!
I don't know how that girl did it, but there's thirty plastic flamingos in my bathroom!
We told you not to piss Sarah off. She's too good at Tetrising!
by laeiryn July 21, 2011
Get the Tetrising mug.A meme about the game Tetris that originates from a quote from the Classic Tetris World Championships of 2016. When a player named Jeff did a Tetris (clearing 4 rows at once), the host said this.
by darkwizard2 October 24, 2018
Get the Boom Tetris for Jeff mug.When you have so much food and leftovers in your refrigerator that you have to find a way to stack them to get them to fit.
Refrigerator: Open the door to start a game of Refrigerator Tetris.
Sean: *puts leftover pizza into the refrigerator*
*everything in refrigerator falls out*
Refrigerator: GAME OVER
Sean: *puts leftover pizza into the refrigerator*
*everything in refrigerator falls out*
Refrigerator: GAME OVER
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