Titbiscuit

Exclamation. Biscuits, made out of tits. Can be used to replace the word "fuck," "shit," "goddamn," "motherfucker," or any number of phrases. An extremely versatile word, it can be accurately said in any situation.

A) "Holy titbiscuits!"
B) "Julie's got some big titbiscuits!."
C) "You are such a titbiscuit."
D) "Titbiscuits! You are such a fag!"

by Squidosaur, Master of the Seas December 23, 2010

Teabiscuit

A British mentally disabled man or woman who dunks biscuits into hot cocoa and sticks it up their rectum.

Ya darn "Teabiscuit".

by FatassCurls July 28, 2019

Twatbiscuit

A person who is generally not liked.

Prone to ruining things, a twatbiscuit is never too far away.

"Hey Conor?"

"Yeah?"

"You're a twatbiscuit."

by E-dog January 10, 2013

tittybiscuits

baffled; puzzled; upset; The expression used to show dismay in an uncomprimising situation.

You won't go out with me? Titty biscuits!!

by Matt June 23, 2003

Titscuit

A word meaning something exceptionally BAD ASS. Is to be said with enthusiasm yet, staying cool and collective.

MAN, that party was so titscuit...(Particular smoothness displayed in the ... Triple Dot)

by True Titscuit 2 February 1, 2009

tittybiscuit

The cruft that accumulates around a homeless person's nipples. Eventually, depending on duration between washes and severity of external temperatures it is possible to lift them off the nipples and eat them. Similar in size and shape to jammy dodgers, but without the jam. Unless you have a cheese grater too or something...

Those Jammy Dodgers were a bit off, I sensed a whiff of tittybiscuit about them...

by scottbert January 1, 2012

Tit Biscuit

Tit Biscuit refers to an individual that is acting completely and utterly ignorant and making a tit out of themselves. The biscuit portion is a comparison of them being as dense as an over cooked biscuit.

"I was in the grocery store the other day and I so this fucking tit biscuit walking around with the whole hand basket rack wheeling behind him!"

by Genjio August 17, 2015