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joe titty 

A skilled trades apprentice who is always clinging to the journeyman and sucking off the titty.
That Daman is a real Joe Titty.
joe titty by JoeTitty November 17, 2016

Titty Bungus 

The crusty residue left around a female nipple from milk if not wiped properly.
Billy: "Hey dude, you going to suck on Sarah's big tits tonight?"

Joe: "No way man, I heard she has titty bungus."
Titty Bungus by blitznbonzo33 December 18, 2011

Ceiling Titty

A lighting fixture on ones ceiling that resembles a women's breast.
Bro, your ceiling titty is turning me on.
Word of the Day on June 27, 2024

titty juice

Halle Berry just had a baby and her titties are HUGE. I'd love to drink her titty juice!
titty juice by HyperKnight May 24, 2008

Titty Master 

Mastering Titties. Grabbing them, owning them. Simply being the master of titties. There is one known titty master. Known as Dean Ambrose.
I will master your titties when we leave here. Or in the bathroom. Because I am the titty master!

a titty kitty

This is a cat who always wants to be with their human mother aka their meowmmy!
I see you have a titty kitty on your lap again!
a titty kitty by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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