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TimeWaste 

A device employed to waste someones time. Not to be confused with a waste of time.
Me: Chris! Hey Chris!
Chris: What?!
Me: Timewaste
TimeWaste by Pickle.Rick November 21, 2020
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timewaste 

n. a waste of time

v. to waste time
Person 1: Typing out three words "waste of time" is a huge timewaste.
Person 2: Oh man, I guess I've been timewasting all this time.
timewaste by willbchou March 30, 2011

treewaster 

Tree waster. (tree WASTE rr). 1. When one poops quite a quantity, then wipe your bum, and flush the toilet, and have to poop again, and repeat the entire process, wasting an excess of toilet paper.
After a meal of Taco bell, treewasters ensue.
treewaster by calcatchem May 2, 2008

People's Republic of Tidewater 

Puppet nation created by the MEB and CDF.
The MEB was quick to instate the People's Republic of Tidewater after the Atlanta Crisis.

tidewater 

a generic geographic term used to describe a coastal plain with rivers that feed a bay or low coastal land that is inundated by water at flood tide. There are many “tidewaters” across the nation and the globe. In the United States, tidewaters include such locations as Myrtle Beach SC, New Orleans LA, portions of Maryland facing the Chesapeake Bay, Outer Banks NC, Tidewater OR and coasts on the Gulf of Mexico.

On a global perspective, for instance, the regions of Indonesia, Sri Lanka, India, Thailand and Maldives struck by the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami are all tidewaters.
Hampton Roads is located in the southeastern coastal tidewater of Virginia, a gateway to the world.
tidewater by HamptonRoads10 February 4, 2010

timewaster 

An unproductive, unprofessional person who consistently frustrates their peers and colleagues by wasting their time.
Our web site has been down for a week and that timewaster from the IT department still doesn't have a clue as to what the problem is. I haven't got time for timewasters!
timewaster by PatsFanatic July 26, 2009

Timewaster 

A flirtatious woman who will give men the misleading impression that she is attracted to them romantically or sexually, but in reality, she wants nothing more than a purely platonic friendship with a man.
Francine is a Timewaster and a cockteaser. She loves to string guys along making them think they are going to have sex with her one day soon, when she knows good and well that she will never agree to have sex with those men.

I hate going to nightclubs. Most of the women who frequent nightclubs are nothing but Attention Whores, golddiggers, and Timewasters. It's not like they are going to go home with you and have sex.

Most Pickup Artists teach men how to approach women, establish rapport with them, and be charming, but very few of the top PUAs really teach you how to identify and avoid women who are Timewasters. Those women will always make you think they are interested in you just so they can play head games with you and manipulate you
Timewaster by Yeezus Fan December 22, 2013
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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