A kid who makes double entendres or remarks with sexual connotations well below the appropriate age.
Lady: "This 12 year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure how I should feel about this. :P"
Lady's Friend: "He sounds like some sort of reverse pedophile."
Lady: "I can't say that younger generations with easy access to sexting via cellphones and internet porn is necessarily a good thing."
Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.
Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."
A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.
Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."
Although gainfully employed people often dread Monday, they are happy when Monnight rolls around which marks the end of Monday.
n. a waste of time
v. to waste time
Person 1: Typing out three words "waste of time" is a huge timewaste.
Person 2: Oh man, I guess I've been timewasting all this time.
A nap for workaholics that take place in a comfortable chair, usually one that can stay reclined with minimal effort and good balance.
I was so tired today I took a chair nap after lunch.
A mundane Monday.
So I arrived at work today, and I am staring at the same thing that I did last Friday. Actually the same thing I've been working on all month. It's definitely another Mondayne.