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Drive with Amber Heard

Amber Heard has been linked to multiple DUI's with potential fatalities of passengers with reckless abandon. The opposite of wishing someone well.
"Hey, did you hear Logan Paul might run for president?"
"Yikes our society is doomed... unless on the off chance he goes for a drive with Amber Heard."
by willbchou May 25, 2022
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ripplefingers

The sensation when swinging your arm in a wide arc underwater causes the fingers in the hand to rapidly wobble and contact each other.
"It has been so long since I've been in a swimming pool, that I forgot the feeling of ripplefingers!"
by willbchou December 31, 2014
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Monnight

Although gainfully employed people often dread Monday, they are happy when Monnight rolls around which marks the end of Monday.
by willbchou February 27, 2012
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offense on purpose

A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.
Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."
by willbchou January 2, 2012
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reverse pedophile

A kid who makes double entendres or remarks with sexual connotations well below the appropriate age.
Lady: "This 12 year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure how I should feel about this. :P"

Lady's Friend: "He sounds like some sort of reverse pedophile."

Lady: "I can't say that younger generations with easy access to sexting via cellphones and internet porn is necessarily a good thing."
by willbchou January 2, 2012
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goatmeal

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.
Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."
by willbchou November 16, 2011
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has

Plural of "ha". Shorthand for "ha ha", "haha", "hahaha", etc.
Over texting/instant messaging-
Person 1: Has, that was a really funny joke.
Person 2: Has?
Person 1: Many has. I mean, you don't say "rabbitrabbit" for two rabbits.
by willbchou November 16, 2011
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