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Timewaster 

A flirtatious woman who will give men the misleading impression that she is attracted to them romantically or sexually, but in reality, she wants nothing more than a purely platonic friendship with a man.
Francine is a Timewaster and a cockteaser. She loves to string guys along making them think they are going to have sex with her one day soon, when she knows good and well that she will never agree to have sex with those men.

I hate going to nightclubs. Most of the women who frequent nightclubs are nothing but Attention Whores, golddiggers, and Timewasters. It's not like they are going to go home with you and have sex.

Most Pickup Artists teach men how to approach women, establish rapport with them, and be charming, but very few of the top PUAs really teach you how to identify and avoid women who are Timewasters. Those women will always make you think they are interested in you just so they can play head games with you and manipulate you
Timewaster by Yeezus Fan December 22, 2013

timewaster 

someone who submits words to urban dictionary solely in an effort to waste the time of the people who approve the words on urban dictionary
Even if you think it's been a very small waste of your time. Times that by the number of people who've read this timewaster definition and it's wasted at least as much time as it's took to write it
timewaster by un-herd February 2, 2015

HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY 

This is a day to appreciate your specific anyone that felt like wasted your time over the past or present. Let them know that they are great waste of time to you and other ppl. You get so attached to them that you forget they might be using you or just making you think they part of your life which they aren’t. At the end their ass gonna leave you question less and won’t even explain why or it could just be they just wanted to know for a while and have a roster.

So be safe out there king and queens 👑 !!!

STAY AWOKE ALWAYS ‼️
Emily : hey, we should go out this Saturday to this cafe ?

John : I can’t I am going to have to study for my exam

Emily : that’s cool maybe once you’re free

John : ye for sure

Emily: …*reschedules plan*

John : left on delieverd

HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY : someone who comes in your life or a person/thing/ or anything that make u believe u wasting your value at them.
HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY by Purr454 April 10, 2024

treewaster 

Tree waster. (tree WASTE rr). 1. When one poops quite a quantity, then wipe your bum, and flush the toilet, and have to poop again, and repeat the entire process, wasting an excess of toilet paper.
After a meal of Taco bell, treewasters ensue.
treewaster by calcatchem May 2, 2008

Time Waster

A person who either consciously or unconsciously tries to engage you in a fruitless investment of your energy, time, money or attention. These people can be "takers" or simply abject individuals. The truth is that engaging in these types of interactions is an act of free will on our part so each of us can only blame ourselves for getting sucked in once again.
Time Waster, Telemarketers, CNN, Entertainment Tonight Hosts, Despots, Drunks, Cops, HR Professionals, Your Very Own Mind.
Time Waster by Hunter Andrew April 25, 2009

Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. 

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.
Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!
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