Ticeon 

Not spelled normally like Tyson. Instead he's a special species that's usually the type of person who you love and hate at the same time. He's your verbal punching bag and that will never get mad at anything unless you touch his drumset. He's usually the person talking and ur jar of useless information that is actually quite smart. He's usually the person who is the party animal that well latterly do the dumbest shit and will be the life of the party. He's usually a person with a horse cock who thinks it small.

Shit I just pulled a ticeon. I left the fucking gas in the fire.

Ticeon by Tice209516 October 28, 2023

Tichondrius 

Tichondrius is some kind of unreachable place that are reserved for veteran wow players

Tichondrius is not for you

Tichondrius by Ghoststalker August 17, 2006

Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil

The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.

A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.

Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?

Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.

Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!

Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil by Stephan, The Humble Black Guy April 1, 2011

Ticondy 

Def. A: A shorter name for a Ticonderoga Pencil, the best pencil in the world.

~or~

Def. B: A long and hard cock.

Ex. A: Yo dude pass me a Ticondy.

Ex. B: Girl, He had such a Ticondy for me last night during the movie, I was like "fureal?"

Ticondy by MiniSoup October 24, 2009

Tichonet 

Tichonet is a good idea for a school which was however ruined by the terrible school creator and turned into a place where he echos his super leftist opinion in tichonet students nearly only learn with the computers however the leader of tichonet ruined it by not allowing urban dictionary there

veronica: That school had potenial but it got ruined by a terrible teacher in charge of it
chad: you mean like Tichonet

Virgin: I go to Tichonet and I enjoy it

Tichonet by TheYeeterKing January 3, 2020

Ticonderoga Two-Touch 

(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.

Mike enjoys the Old Kennedy Cock Punch, but I myself prefer the Ticonderoga Two-Touch.

Ticonderoga Two-Touch by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

Ticonderoga 

A small town located in upstate New York somewhere in the balls of the Adirondak Mountains. Ticonderoga is basically the Bronx of small towns in upstate New York. Kids roam the dirty streets of downtown Ti with zero ambition. Everyone walks around like they are in fear of fellow pedestrians even though everyone knows everyone because no one ever leaves the town once you are in it. The amount of water that is consumed compared to the amount of alcohol in this town is approximately 2:1. The one possitive thing about it however is that every female displays whoreish behavior, so there is no shame after you just shagged one of Ti's finest because.. " Hey, they're all whores anyway so what did I actually do wrong. " The guys in this town however.. wait.. nevermind.. Oh yeah and there alot of drugs and underage partying that goes down. The local cops won't do shit because they are a joke but you might want good cardio when the state troopers roll up becuase those bastards are like sprinting deer and you are on a treadmill mother fucker.

Guy: Hi I'm from Ticonderoga, I like to drink alot and break shit

Ticonderoga by Grenadez February 25, 2011