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A small town located in upstate New York somewhere in the balls of the Adirondak Mountains. Ticonderoga is basically the Bronx of small towns in upstate New York. Kids roam the dirty streets of downtown Ti with zero ambition. Everyone walks around like they are in fear of fellow pedestrians even though everyone knows everyone because no one ever leaves the town once you are in it. The amount of water that is consumed compared to the amount of alcohol in this town is approximately 2:1. The one possitive thing about it however is that every female displays whoreish behavior, so there is no shame after you just shagged one of Ti's finest because.. " Hey, they're all whores anyway so what did I actually do wrong. " The guys in this town however.. wait.. nevermind.. Oh yeah and there alot of drugs and underage partying that goes down. The local cops won't do shit because they are a joke but you might want good cardio when the state troopers roll up becuase those bastards are like sprinting deer and you are on a treadmill mother fucker.
Guy: Hi I'm from Ticonderoga, I like to drink alot and break shit
by Grenadez February 07, 2011
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"allow it" means to just leave something alone, or don't worry about it. People in West London say this quite often.
Ahmed: Wanna walk to the station?
Joseph: Nah, allow it blud, can't be arsed, I'mma get the bus.
by ak47 February 27, 2004
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A slang term used to describe a situation where two or more people agree on the same thing. It's more commonly used along the West Coast and parts of Missouri .
Male 1: Yo brosef, you like Chipotle?
Male 2: Dude, I love Chipotle!
Male 1: Ticonderoga dude!!
Male 2: Ticonderoga
by Whovall-Definitions August 23, 2015
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the birth place of AJ Ross the man with the potion
Yo lets hit up Ti and meet up with ARizzzle
by schuyler bareham February 25, 2005
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The finest piece of lead based penmanship tools. The finest pencil on this side of Mississippi, I don't give a shit which side you're on either. When you insert this pencil into a sharpener, it almost feels as if it is made of butter, peeling off the smoothest shavings to reveal the sexy lead beneath. It holds a point longer than a 2 bit lawyer and will snap on you way less than your stepdad. 5 stars.
Gat Dayum! Did your mom get a promotion or somethin'? Where the hell you get that box of Ticonderogas?!
by Thewhorestgump October 04, 2018
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A loose reference to any all male gay retreat which is highlighted by heavy use of speedos, vegan menus, and frisbees.
Hey, are you going to the ticonderoga in August? God I'm horny.
by LanceLyman April 13, 2008
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