Thumpis 

An utterly clueless person. The type that will knock things over, stand obliviously in front of the TV, and make unnecessary amounts of noise wherever they go. However, due to their general goofiness, thumpi are loved by everyone and bring joy to people whenever they enter the room.

Person 1: I can't stand Ephrem, he's the biggest thumpis i've ever met.

Person 2: He's hilarious though, you have to admit.

Person 1: No fuck that guy.

Thumpis by PaulaPaulaDeenYall April 30, 2014

Trumpissist 

a portmanteau comprised from Trump + narcissist + pisser + pissant + pissist + pissing + fetishist

def: see Donald Trump, the prototype ; a person (usually male) whose behavior demonstrates he is obviously mentally deranged, exhibiting the primary hallmark of extreme pathological narcissism; the diagnosis is certain if this sign is seen in combination with any two of the following diagnostic criteria:

(a) pissing fetish;
(b) grabbing women by the pussy (or, in the rare instance of being a female ... any public grab-a-snatch display;
(c) daily Twitter rages;
(d) weird orange tint to skin or hair;
(e) pathological lying;
(f) befuddlement and incoherence of public speech;
(g) unnatural (and very obviously so) small hands or penis;
(h) fascination with tyrants and megalomaniacs

Donald Trump is the prototypical Trumpissist; he exhibits both diagnostic signs (1) pathological narcissism + (2) pissing fethishism.

Trumpissist by Eppypotamus July 8, 2019

Trumpish 

To be petty or vindictive, or worse, both at the same time.

Former Governor Perry's commentary on the election for student body president at Texas A&M was utterly trumpish.

Trumpish by ThierryIsAble March 24, 2017

Trumpistan 

A new word for a potential future of the United States of America.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.

Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.

All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.

A- Dudeeeee I thing Trumpistan could be a reality
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand

4 years later......

Trumpistan by RipTheDream6969 May 21, 2017

Trumpish 

Maniacally Narcistic

He so Trumpish that his rearview is turned to show his reflection, he constantly bumps into people in the street because he is looking at his reflection in store windows rather than where he is going.

Trumpish by TCfromDC February 10, 2017

trumpish 

The opposite of compassionate, kind, or polite.

I was driving to the mall, going the speed limit, but the person behind me was in a big hurry and kept blowing his horn. I refused to be bullied into speeding (and possibly getting a ticket). Finally, he zoomed by me, and as he passed, the person in the passenger seat leaned out of his window, flipped me off and yelled, "Learn to drive, you stupid b__tch!" Clearly, he was having a trumpish day.

trumpish by CalamityJean November 15, 2016

trumpish 

When you are a moron, idiot or US american republican and you talk complete bullshit or show a lack of logic behind the things you say.

- bringing arguments to a discussion which are out of context e.g. "Well, I know we have around 12,000 people who are killed each year but do you know what we really should care about? Obama's birth certificate, because this is much more important right now!"
- you blame others which are "worse than you" in order to play down one shitty move of yours e.g. "Yes, we are out of the Paris climate agreement, but we are only have the 2nd largest carbon emission in the world. China is No. 1 here!" and while you say that you completely ignore that the US is in fact No. 1 if one takes the size of the population into account.

The term used in a sentence:

"Wow, that guy has a trumpish way to express himself!"
"This guy is completely trumpish!"
"That's a trumpish way to say that!"

trumpish by thecreationist June 3, 2017