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A funny,Caring and the most confident person ever made.A Thoriso can be a real dick at times but he makes up for it at any time
I want to be a Thoriso
thoriso by Deezy_031 April 19, 2019
A guy who asks you for R6000 and does not paid you back, wears other people's clothes and doesn't return it.
John: "Sho Thoriso dawg when you paying me my R6000?"
Thoriso: Nah dawg that's too much
John: "Dawg I will even dropped it to R5000."
Thoriso: "Since when do I owe you money?"

Bob: "Sho Thoriso dawg when you giving me my clothes?"
Thoriso: "Don't worry dawg I will take pictures and act like it's mine."

It's all jokes ;)
Thoriso by JJ Marley October 23, 2020

Thoreson 

Thoreson is the greatest last name ever thought of by human minds referring to a God. Thoreson derives, and is said to be, the offspring of the great Nordic God Thor, God of Thunder.
Thoreson is a last name.
Thoreson by Thoreson February 5, 2010

thotison beer

Nickname for onw of the most sluttiest girls. A 16 year old girl that looks 22 who wears a pound of makeup. She has a video of her where she is fingering herself has bullied a guy into suicide and also dated pretty much everyguy ever. She THINKS she can sign even thoe she uses a lot of autotune.
Ew , here comes thotison beer
The sluttiest 16 year old ever
thotison beer by Shalafalalala June 14, 2015
Some one who is obscenely good at everything he does. Everyone tends to like him and He has a lot of friends
I suck at everything, I wish I was a thorson
Thorson by Jack Jakerson December 30, 2011

Mr.Thorson

Annoying 8th grade science teacher who explains thing to one class and not the other, doesn't realize you are sleeping, and thinks science is cool
Mr. Thorson: Blah Blah Blah
Student: Zzzzzz...

Period 1 Mr.Thorson: Do your homework! (No explination how and then the bell rings)
Period 2 Mr. Thorson: Do not use birthdays or repetitive events for examples on your homework more than once! (bell rings)
Mr.Thorson by annoyed8thgrader December 6, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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