Thirstgod

A person who wants to fuck every female he encounters

"Hey, how was work?"

"It was fine but I saw this girl with a huge ass.."
"Calm down you fucking thirstgod lookin ass bitch!"

by Thirrrst god April 27, 2019

thirstposting

Posting on social media simply to get likes and reacts.

Bitches be thirstposting.

by TheRealWarriorPoet September 30, 2017

Thirsted

A term used when playing Fortnite Battle Royale, where a teammate knocks down an opposing player and kills them without giving their team a chance to revive them. Usually done to annoy the opposing team or to loot the player.

Johnny: They’re trying to build up to us, help me out!

Larry: Hold on, I just knocked this guy, he’s about to get thirsted!

by frankie sti May 2, 2018

ThirstMonkey

Being abnormally thirsty or desperate in a particular situation. Frequently seen in the bar, club or singles scene.

Man, did you see the girl he tried to hook up with? The ThirstMonkey must have been biting his azz!

by Twoin March 1, 2009

thirstology

The study of the social issues of thirstiness; the ongoing effort to find ways to counteract the detrimental effects of thirst: neediness, attention-whoring, paper-chasing, overt eagerness, creeping, and desperateness. A professional thirstologist has a responsibility to educate the public on how to avoid quenching thirst by cupcaking or simping.

I need to pick up some knowledge on thirstology, cuz this hoe text me like 15 times in the last minute.

by bigmikeakathebizz January 17, 2013

Thirsteoporosis

A condition in which pre-teens and younger teens have the urge to sex something that isn't their hand for once. Commonly contracted in the first romantic or intimate relationship the child takes part in.

Male Humanoid #1 : "My buddy, #2, has been acting strange lately, I heard he got a Girlfriend. He must have thirsteoporosis."

by AFK ) Making More Memes December 30, 2016

Thirstometer

The mental device that all men possess that is able to determine if he should go near a girl or not by judging her thirst level.

"Man, Candace was at the party last night and my thirstometer was going crazy!"

by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014