thirstgram 

A picture taken with the intent to flatter oneself (and/or seek attention), but playing it off like that wasn't the intent.

Did you see Jessica's thirstgram, where she's half naked and quoting Socrates as the post?

thirstgram by anonymous August 20, 2022

thirstrated 

frustrated because you are thirsty

argh, my mouth is so dry, i really need a drink... im starting to get very THIRSTRATED

thirstrated by empz August 7, 2011

thirstagram 

when a guy's Instagram is only filled of thirst trapping women

His girl got mad at him when she went through his phone and saw all the half naked women on his thirstagram

thirstagram by EDisEPIC April 13, 2015

Thirstographer 

The state of being incredibly thirsty, usually combined with a potent laziness that prevents one from obtaining a drink without asking someone to get it for him/her first. Both of these symptoms are commonly drug-induced.

Yo, Enrique, pass me a brew. I'm a thirstographer over here after that l-steez

Thirstographer by SKOmankowitz July 22, 2009

thirstamation

an estimation of water a person would need for something like a walk, trip, ect it can also be thirstamate

on our trip tomorrow what would your thirstamation of how much water bottles you will need

thirstamation by Opossum tv October 24, 2020