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when you are very thirsty
wow i’m thirsted i need some water
thirsted by urauntyssecondfav October 29, 2019

Thirsted On 

Being the object of thirst for many people at one time.
Girl 1: "Ewww." She puts down her phone.
Girl 2: "What?"
Girl 1: "I got so many dick pics today. Its so gross to be thirsted on."
Girl 2: "Bitch, shut up."
Thirsted On by Lady_Knightmare June 10, 2015
noun: A day of the week that a thirsty a**hole wants someone so bad obviously, to the point it supersedes all other days in the week which the desire for intercourse is request and/or demanded.
This guy at the gym asked for my phone number, but when I responded, "sorry, I'm married." He came back with, "Oh that's cool, maybe I can follow you in insta, twitter, FB, and snapchat; anything where I can show you my d**ck "...it must be Thirstday.
thirstday by nathanplacroix December 3, 2019
the day of the week that was formerly known as Thursday or even "thirsty Thursday". A combination of the two to form a much easier word. Orgin- THE Michigan State University
"you better be going out tonight, its Thirstday"
thirstday by A. DUKE September 7, 2007

Frisky Thirster 

A delicious cold beverage sure to brighten the mood of what may be some rough times. Originated upon a day following lack of sleep when said drink was noticed in a vending machine.
More appropriate use would specifically be a beer consumed in the morning before class, or any other activity where simply one drink could make a deifference.
-That sure looks like a frisky thirster!
Frisky Thirster by Jeshka January 9, 2009

Thristed 

When you are high, drunk, and coked out.
That weed, liquor, and coke has got me all kinds of thristed.
Thristed by pbizz May 30, 2011
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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