Theshen

A Theshen is a man who is overly desperate and extremely obsessed with a specific women . He will even do anything for her including ditching the bros.
He is also know as 'super simp 'or the 'king of simpcity '

My brother has been such a theshen lately and I don't know how to get him out of it.

by Pendejo666 October 16, 2020

Theshan

He is a very intelligent guy. He is weird but all girls are attracted to him.

That guy is such a Theshan

by yanikwick July 16, 2019

TheShet.net

A far more acceptable alternative to the phrase "Bomb dot com".

This white cheddar popcorn is TheShet.net.

by TheShet October 18, 2011

Teshen

One of the world's sexiest men. His beauty is comparable to that of Ryan Reynolds

That Teshen looking hella thiccc

by Zhongli's rock hard pillar January 19, 2022

TheShinestyCompany

A company filled with high school burn outs with too much time on their hands and too much money to spend on weed. Because of the high levels of THC in their systems they came up with the most comfortable way to cradle your genitals on the planet. After all, what's more important when being stoned than to make sure your giblets are just as relaxed as you? These ball-zen creating drawers can be found in all sorts of stoner inspired patterns to include crude scenes of fornication between inanimate objects like balloon animals and constellations, or you can class up your next party with a pair that makes Mr. Happy look like a ballpark hotdog. This company cares about your meat clackers almost as much as you do!

My man berries were getting the juice squeezed out of them in a regular basis until I got the monthly subscription at TheShinestyCompany. Now my Christ apples are singing hymns they are so joyful.

by LowHangers December 28, 2021

Theshane

is the best person in the world. Can't be beat in anything. The next ceo of apple. This person will be your boss. Most awesome person ever. At first he might seem like a nerd, but don't bully him because he will get all of the girls.

Theshane is awesome

by uafhiufhiuaefhuiefefyifyiasuey November 21, 2013

Teshene

The name given to an African Caribbean Godess of love, kindness and sarcasm. Found when you summon the 'SGG'

Person 1# Omg you are so kind but too sarcastic.

Person 2# Yeah I'm Teshene

by cool springs May 18, 2010