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Theshane 

is the best person in the world. Can't be beat in anything. The next ceo of apple. This person will be your boss. Most awesome person ever. At first he might seem like a nerd, but don't bully him because he will get all of the girls.
Theshane is awesome
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The Shane Effect 

Coined after famous musician and child predator Shane Eslick. Describes a man’s increase in attractiveness when traveling in a foreign country. Usually, someone experiencing The Shane Effect tends to receive more female attention and pussy, even if in their home country they get none.
Friend: Yo how did he get so much pussy in Austria. He’s one ugly mother fucker!

Other friend: It’s just the Shane effect…
The Shane Effect by GehMaBudan November 28, 2021
He is a very intelligent guy. He is weird but all girls are attracted to him.
That guy is such a Theshan
Theshan by yanikwick July 16, 2019

theshaderoom 

a tea page, but the coments are so toxic!!! they always find something bad to say, or they think u act black even you can't act a color
person 1: Is that Betty?
person 2: Yes!! She is more toxic than theshaderoom coments!!
theshaderoom by biitchimacow July 4, 2020
man like Shane D is a crazy guy. He does mind bubbling stuff like stealing his Dads boxers and hiding them in his pillow case. when you put some fat d ‘n b on you know Shane is on it like a car bonnet sniffing coke of any girls chest and popping a few Garrys. People like him are just unstoppable and loved by everyone. the crazy donny himself is in all his glory raving in the Amesbury Tandoori wearing his all white Oneil’s on with the apple bottom jeans and a salt rock shirt, you can’t look at this guy for less than 10 seconds it’s just something that will never be done.
“hide your misses because trust when they see THE SHANE they are gonna be gagging for it”
The Shane by Azzer D’Rozario November 6, 2019

TheShinestyCompany 

A company filled with high school burn outs with too much time on their hands and too much money to spend on weed. Because of the high levels of THC in their systems they came up with the most comfortable way to cradle your genitals on the planet. After all, what's more important when being stoned than to make sure your giblets are just as relaxed as you? These ball-zen creating drawers can be found in all sorts of stoner inspired patterns to include crude scenes of fornication between inanimate objects like balloon animals and constellations, or you can class up your next party with a pair that makes Mr. Happy look like a ballpark hotdog. This company cares about your meat clackers almost as much as you do!
My man berries were getting the juice squeezed out of them in a regular basis until I got the monthly subscription at TheShinestyCompany. Now my Christ apples are singing hymns they are so joyful.
TheShinestyCompany by LowHangers December 28, 2021

the shane mac combo 

It's from McDonald's, contains 3 chicken selects, 2 euro burgers, chips and a drink
Can I have the Shane mac combo please?
the shane mac combo by Ahernix January 2, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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