TheShinestyCompany 

A company filled with high school burn outs with too much time on their hands and too much money to spend on weed. Because of the high levels of THC in their systems they came up with the most comfortable way to cradle your genitals on the planet. After all, what's more important when being stoned than to make sure your giblets are just as relaxed as you? These ball-zen creating drawers can be found in all sorts of stoner inspired patterns to include crude scenes of fornication between inanimate objects like balloon animals and constellations, or you can class up your next party with a pair that makes Mr. Happy look like a ballpark hotdog. This company cares about your meat clackers almost as much as you do!

My man berries were getting the juice squeezed out of them in a regular basis until I got the monthly subscription at TheShinestyCompany. Now my Christ apples are singing hymns they are so joyful.

TheShinestyCompany by LowHangers December 28, 2021