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When one lays in bed and plays on phone or masterbates instead of roaring pool and drinking liquor.
Hey where’s Luke?

He’s at home Puting tonight.
Puting by Chicken sandwich 67 August 7, 2022
- a chinese name meaning a graceful botanical living by a tributary, like a tall grass or flower swaying in the wind with resilience, at the place where small merges with vastness
- playfully surreal; exuberant and grounded in being; trim and structured with a softness
- iconic with a twist; change-maker and pace-setter; rebellion in service to the whole
- she is empathy, she is critical thinking, she is brave. she is research, she is the voice of someone too scared to speak up for themselves. and she is valid despite, and in the midst of, all the confusion and self doubt. she is puting.
- spending time with you was a sanctuary, a ritual, an honoring, a brightness! you are puting.
puting by voice of umami June 28, 2023

puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo. 

a nice and long sentence to charm someone
you lesbian. puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

(a nice sentence to say to some lesbian loser faggot.)

i'm not puting a dick on you 

a sentence wich is said in israel, while being mad at someone.
boy 1: i hate you
boy 2: oh really?
boy 1: yeah, i hate you so much that i'm not puting a dick on you!
i'm not puting a dick on you by kosto September 22, 2008

Putin dickrider 

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!
Putin dickrider by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016
Portuguese (Brazilian) for "little slut".
Porra cara, essa menina e uma putinha! (Damn dude, that girl is a little slut!)
Putinha by MaD August 4, 2003
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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