an
individual who specializes in healing
people's wardrobes by surgically removing
poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's
Cher! She desperately needs
help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.
After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a
dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.