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the wait 

A male or female that is unatractive.
Generally people from Philly will use this term.
1. Yo dog, shawty is the wait.
the wait by Leezy October 6, 2006

The Urban Wait 

The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.

Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.

(six months later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!

(1 year later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
The Urban Wait by urbanwaiting November 23, 2011

The Wheeler Wait 

The act of buying an engagement ring for your long time girlfriend, but never actually proposing.
Eric: "Hey Jess, has James given you that engagement ring he bought for you 13 years ago?"
Jess: "I wish!"
Eric: "So I see he's still pulling The Wheeler Wait"

Go wait in the truck 

The equivalent of a time-out. This phrase is used towards a person who is negatively impacting the event you are at. It is often directed towards drunk people. It can also be used to mean that the person who is assisting you in a task is utterly incompetent or useless.
Steve: "I'm gonna fuckin' fight that fucker! He fuckin' spilled beer on my elbow!"
Dave: "Steve, you're drunk. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."

OR

(Some friends are assembling IKEA furniture)
Mark: "So this looks like you put the plastic thing in the end with the wood thing and then tighten it with the metal thing."
Joe: "You're holding the instructions upside down, asshole, and it's called an Allen Wrench. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."
Go wait in the truck by Serequel August 11, 2012

Wait For The Comeup 

Patiently waiting for the highest peak of success .
Don't give up on your goals , just wait for the comeup .

go wait in the car 

Told to one who will not shut up, or one who has just made an off color or unfunny joke at an inappropriate time.
Professor: Open your textbooks to page 594.
Student 1: Haha! Snape kills Dumbledore on page 594!
*Students stare*
Student 2 to Student 1 (loudly and rudely): Go wait in the car!
Professor: As I was saying--
go wait in the car by Fairyland June 16, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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