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The Harris 

A masterful portrait of the great Harris Ahmed drawn artfully by an unknown up and coming new artisit, who shall remain anonymous. The portrait has sparked world wide insight and fame internationally, causing a whirlwin effects throughout the small town of Rancho Cucamonga, California. The portriat appears to be a man of Middle Eastern decent possibly returning from a brutal and bloody war, dressed to impress at his post war feast, complete with five o clock shadow and a 'thumbs up' for the world to see. The portrait has sparked many artisist to attempt a recreation of the piece, but none with ever match the awesomeness of The Harris.

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Harris Ahmed was born on Decemeber 2, 1991 in Bloemfontein, South Africa to a farming family with modest means. He has since lived in Lebanon, France, USA, Mexico, Russia and Jamaica.

He began working at age 9 as a rice picker, shoe polisher and waiter to pay his school fees and those of his four younger brothers and sisters. His hard work and perseverance allowed him to outperform his classmates nationwide, earning him the prestigious MOHSAA (Medal of Outstanding Academic Achievement) in 1984 at the age of 13, when he graduated high school.

He then moved to the USA to complete his three majors (Mathematics, Biomedical Engineering and Econometrics) at Harvard University. He currently holds two PhDs.

His philanthropic spirit has taken him on humanitarian missions to Argentina, Brazil, Guinea, Uganda, Myanmar, Malaysia and Swaziland. He is estimated to have personally helped over 10 million underprivileged children.

Growing up in several multi-cultural environments, Harris is octalingual. He is a native speaker of Mandarin, Swahili, Russian, French, English, Arabic, Greek and Turkish.

His irresistible good looks and charm have brought him famous girlfriends such as Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce Knowles.

He is the only man to have received the Nobel Peace Prize three times (1993, 1998, 2001). His acting performances have also earned him several academy awards.
"wow did you see The Harris I heard they're gonna start printing that on money!"
The Harris by theharrislovers92 April 3, 2009
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The Harris 

An act following fellatio when the woman, choosing not to swallow the man's semen, spits the ejaculate into her hand and throws it at high velocity at the man's face.
Katie went down on David, but he was in for a surprise when she stood up and gave him the Harris, knocking him unconscious.
The Harris by Tom T March 9, 2008

The Harris Herald 

Gossiper. Person who can't keep anything to herself, espically in a factory.
Oh yeah, did you hear about your one......

Your Like the Harris Herald.
The Harris Herald by Diallers September 1, 2003

the harris genes

the harris genes are a unique set of skills that gives the person containing the genes the ability to excel in things like math, science, and life in general. People with the harris genes are some of the brightest minds in the world such as albert einstein, elon musk, and bill gates.
“I got 100% on my math test”
“you must have the harris genes”
the harris genes by urmomsbasement February 8, 2021

The Harris-Biden Administration 

Everyone knows that Crooked Joe BIden, the worst president in the history of the country, is a puppet of Comrade Kamala the Border Czar.
11 million illegal aliens have invaded the country, killed Americans, and destroyed medicare in a matter of three years thanks to the Harris-Biden administration.

up the Harris 

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.
"Just because I am wearing a gentleman's sponge bag, doesn't mean I take it up the Harris! How very dare you!"
up the Harris by BartP January 17, 2008

What the Harris 

A phrase used by the late Doc Robert Rhodes. A phrase compared to “What the hell,” or “What the heck.”
“What the Harris!” I told you to pump and spray the multi-floral rose.
What the Harris by Mr. Foy December 8, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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