Definitions by BartP

up the dirtroad

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack", used mainly by Londoner and Scots.

You are very nice but I am not going to go up the dirtroad, honey.

up the dirtroad by BartP January 17, 2008

up the Harris 

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.

"Just because I am wearing a gentleman's sponge bag, doesn't mean I take it up the Harris! How very dare you!"

up the Harris by BartP January 17, 2008