up the dirtroad

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack", used mainly by Londoner and Scots.

You are very nice but I am not going to go up the dirtroad, honey.

by BartP January 14, 2008

up the Harris

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.

"Just because I am wearing a gentleman's sponge bag, doesn't mean I take it up the Harris! How very dare you!"

by BartP January 14, 2008