A cheaper, less sensationalist version of the Daily Mail, the Express still holds some cringe-worthy, scaremongering right wing views. Favourite front page material are Princess Diana and Madeline McCann. Nobody really cares about them anymore.
"Hey did you read the Express the other day? Apparently Madeline has been sighted in Angola dressed in a tweed blouse!" - Express Reader
"Give it a rest mate she's dead, just like the Express' circulation." - Person with common sense.
"Give it a rest mate she's dead, just like the Express' circulation." - Person with common sense.
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"When i said it felt moist in here, she began to chuckle. Damn, that girl is always on the express bus downtown."
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A sexual maneuver in which a person (usually Male) drives to his/her partner's (usually Female) home and parks the car out front. The Male goes inside, leaving the car running, and has a very brief quickiewith her. He leaves promptly after.
(Via cell phone)
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"
by walkwin December 19, 2008
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Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
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Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.
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