Definitions by MissMelissaJean

Flanntastic 

When a guy looks ridiculously hot while wearing flannel of any kind.

"Oh my god becky, Did you see Kurt today? He's looking FLANNTASTIC as usual. I can barely contain myself."

Flanntastic by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009

The Express Bus Downtown 

When someone with a perverted mind misconstrues something to be DIRTY, automatically. (DOWNTOWN alludes to nether regions)

"When i said it felt moist in here, she began to chuckle. Damn, that girl is always on the express bus downtown."

The Express Bus Downtown by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009

Heaven in my mouth 

When something tastes so OVER-THE-TOP delicious, that it can only be compared to heaven ( in your mouth of course ).

"Mmmmmm....This mac and cheese is like heaven in my mouth!"

Heaven in my mouth by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009

Beduhduh 

A skin tag, or beauty mark that hangs off the skin resembling a punching bag. Derived from the sound the punching bag makes when it's struck. Pronounced: buh-duh-duh.

"His beduhduh grossed me out so much, that I made him get it surgically removed."

Beduhduh by missMelissaJean October 7, 2009

Pole Hogger 

A person who hogs the pole on a subway, bus, or train by standing against it with their entire body leaving others nothing to hold onto.

"I had to train surf the downtown 6 today because some guy was totally being a pole hogger."

Pole Hogger by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009