When a woman has something cold in her mouth (ie. ice cream, ice chips),while giving oral pleasure to a man.
by bigredmoosekrash July 27, 2006
Sliding a cylindrical freezer pack into a rubber balloon (with no air/helium in it) pissing in it, then putting it in the freezer for a few hours, then taking it out and shoving it up your ass and or vagina until you cum.
by Nickb123 November 23, 2012
by NotTonyHawk November 15, 2020
Having sexual intercourse in an industrial freezer, but the act must be done "express" as to avoid being caught
by Must lovedogs65 December 25, 2015
When you go ass-to-mouth on your partner, and you used Vicks Vaporub* as lubricant.
*topical rub for clearing bunged-up nose. Other brands are available.
*topical rub for clearing bunged-up nose. Other brands are available.
"Gave my girl the old Polar Express yesterday."
"That explains why her sinuses have cleared, and she cant sit down without wincing".
"That explains why her sinuses have cleared, and she cant sit down without wincing".
by The_superfool January 16, 2018
The Polar Express is a 1985 children's book (ISBN 0-86264-143-8) written and illustrated by Chris Van Allsburg, a former professor at the Rhode Island School of Design.
by yoloboyswag420 August 9, 2014
When a condom is slid onto a cylindrical object such as a dildo, cucumber, ect and then placed in a freezer until the condom is frozen stiff. (The use of popsicals is also permitted)
You can either attempt to put the condom on your penis however this is not recommended, think "tongue to frozen flag pole" or leave the condom on the cylindrical object and attempt to slide the frozen condom into a woman's vagina while making the "choo choo!" sound.
You can either attempt to put the condom on your penis however this is not recommended, think "tongue to frozen flag pole" or leave the condom on the cylindrical object and attempt to slide the frozen condom into a woman's vagina while making the "choo choo!" sound.
She kept complaining how hot it was in the room when we were having sex, so I told her to put her hands over her eyes, and play with herself for a second until I came back.
I left the room and pulled a Popsicle out of the freezer, and shoved the Popsicle in her vagina, shouting "choo choo bitch" I totally ran The Polar Express!
I left the room and pulled a Popsicle out of the freezer, and shoved the Popsicle in her vagina, shouting "choo choo bitch" I totally ran The Polar Express!
by Nerdious November 14, 2008