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When a woman has something cold in her mouth (ie. ice cream, ice chips),while giving oral pleasure to a man.
Big Red received a Polar Express from his wife last night for taking out the trash.
by bigredmoosekrash July 27, 2006
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Sliding a cylindrical freezer pack into a rubber balloon (with no air/helium in it) pissing in it, then putting it in the freezer for a few hours, then taking it out and shoving it up your ass and or vagina until you cum.
"Mark gave himself a good Polar Express last night, im still cleaning the kitchen floor."
by Nickb123 November 22, 2012
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When Josh takes a shit and puts it in the freezer untill hard, then removes it and puts it in Marias vagina.
frozen poop inserted into the vagina polar express style
by Sirae October 03, 2006
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Having sexual intercourse in an industrial freezer, but the act must be done "express" as to avoid being caught
by Must lovedogs65 April 03, 2016
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When you freeze a piece of turd and use it as a dildo
+do you want some of my turd for a polar express?
-yeah sure
+its a bit runny
-no thanks then

"Do you want to ride the polar express?"
by Conductor sam January 07, 2006
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another term for running train; fucking a girl in a cold environment, such as in snow or in a cold car during winter
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Bro, I got a setup. Fire up the Polar Express!

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I turned off the heat and polar expressed her all night.

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All Aboard The Polar Express!
by Dr. Fuckatis Enla Butticus September 20, 2010
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