The Agents

The Agents are a big federal organization which hunts down outlaws and paranoid teenagers or adults

For a normal and sober person they are fictional or blend in very well in our world but actually they are rouge creations made by the ushevite

The only real way to know if the agents are hunting you is to be tripping balls. When you finally see them it is common to experience intense panic or paranoia for a few seconds, thinking that they will bust yo ass but this symptom can be easily avoided if you rush to a safe house
If you start to see The Agents even when you are completely sober it is likely that you suffer from the agent disease which can lead to non-stop paranoia, fear, nausea or the feeling to be non-stop high so you can sense the agents from a larger radius

Doro: I am hungry wanna go grab something to eat?
Mario: Nah bro I think that the agents are coming for me I'm going home

The Agents by Bradorko March 24, 2019

The Agents

The Agents (code names: H, L, and E), founded in early 2007, hold PHd's in kicking ass and taking names. They are rockstars of the highest caliber and pretty much pown everything. The Agents are adored by all, understood by few, and sexed up by whomever they choose.

They save children, but not the British children.

1) Creepers should never mess with the Agents, lest they they get powned like Cyrano de Bergerac powned Montfleury.

2) Agent L is so sexy, a greek man asked for a picture with her to prove she was real.

3) Every barista in the greater Pacific Northwest is infatuated with Agent E.

4) Agent H has been begged by the Queen never to return to the British Isles because of the flood of broken hearts she leaves in her wake. She is currently considering the plea. And planning another trip.

5) "Dude, I'm not going to mess with the biker guy with a rifle! He went to Harvard, and he's strangely sexy. He's way too Agent."

The Agents by Jujubear September 30, 2007

the skank agents 

An 8-piece ska band from San Diego California- generally two-tone ska. Formed in 2003 by with only 5 members, the band has progressed far beyond what any of them ever intended. Performing songs about anything from summertime and dirty bitches to "gohsts" and sheep, while covering songs like "Forgot About Dre" and "Drunken Sailor," ~Los Agentes de Skank~ know exactly how to please the crowd and their loyal fans. Now, several demos and line-up changes later, The Skank Agents have grown into one of the most promising amateur bands in SoCal. They recently released their first professional, full-length album "Boat Load of Crazy!" in August of 2006.

The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)

Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.

"Hey hey kids we're the Skank Agents" -Anthem

the skank agents by the skank agent chick November 21, 2006

The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release

The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

AI agents can act on their own initiative (in the absolute)

AI agents can act on their own initiative (in the absolute)

Hym Iam "AI agents can act on their own initiative (in the absolute)"

AI agents can act on their own initiative (in the absolute) by Hym Iam March 28, 2026

The Agent 

The Agent is a game where you have a group of people and one person is instructed to pretend to be a close friend of a target. The goal is to obtain specific personal information and report back to the group. It is usually much more easier on instant messenger.

Agent 1: Lets play The Agent

Agent 2: Okay

Agent 1: Your target is Sarah and you must find out why she broke up with Jack

Agent 2: Challenge accepted

The Agent by Agent Troll August 15, 2011

The Agent 

A house producer, average music, usually liked by posers and deaf people, only uses samples, forgotten how to use synths.

The agent should STOP MAKING TECHNO and try new things in life. i just had a lychee, it was nice

The Agent by DJHermione23 January 31, 2010