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The Agents

The Agents (code names: H, L, and E), founded in early 2007, hold PHd's in kicking ass and taking names. They are rockstars of the highest caliber and pretty much pown everything. The Agents are adored by all, understood by few, and sexed up by whomever they choose.

They save children, but not the British children.
1) Creepers should never mess with the Agents, lest they they get powned like Cyrano de Bergerac powned Montfleury.

2) Agent L is so sexy, a greek man asked for a picture with her to prove she was real.

3) Every barista in the greater Pacific Northwest is infatuated with Agent E.

4) Agent H has been begged by the Queen never to return to the British Isles because of the flood of broken hearts she leaves in her wake. She is currently considering the plea. And planning another trip.

5) "Dude, I'm not going to mess with the biker guy with a rifle! He went to Harvard, and he's strangely sexy. He's way too Agent."
The Agents by Jujubear September 30, 2007

the skank agents 

An 8-piece ska band from San Diego California- generally two-tone ska. Formed in 2003 by with only 5 members, the band has progressed far beyond what any of them ever intended. Performing songs about anything from summertime and dirty bitches to "gohsts" and sheep, while covering songs like "Forgot About Dre" and "Drunken Sailor," ~Los Agentes de Skank~ know exactly how to please the crowd and their loyal fans. Now, several demos and line-up changes later, The Skank Agents have grown into one of the most promising amateur bands in SoCal. They recently released their first professional, full-length album "Boat Load of Crazy!" in August of 2006.

The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)

Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.
"Hey hey kids we're the Skank Agents" -Anthem

The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release

AI agents can act on their own initiative (in the absolute)

AI agents can act on their own initiative (in the absolute)
Hym Iam "AI agents can act on their own initiative (in the absolute)"

The Agent 

The Agent is a game where you have a group of people and one person is instructed to pretend to be a close friend of a target. The goal is to obtain specific personal information and report back to the group. It is usually much more easier on instant messenger.
Agent 1: Lets play The Agent

Agent 2: Okay

Agent 1: Your target is Sarah and you must find out why she broke up with Jack

Agent 2: Challenge accepted
The Agent by Agent Troll August 15, 2011

The Agent 

A house producer, average music, usually liked by posers and deaf people, only uses samples, forgotten how to use synths.
The agent should STOP MAKING TECHNO and try new things in life. i just had a lychee, it was nice
The Agent by DJHermione23 January 31, 2010

The agent Peely show 

The agent Peely show is a Fortnite/ try hard to be funny TikTok he try’s to get attention on social media by posting sorta funny videos by talking to his brother if they are good. If you are at this part and still reading I like to play tf2 and because 𝕀 π•’π•ž π•™π•šπ•ž
Friend 1, agent peely uploaded today!
Friend 2, Finally!
Friend 1, dang, he has a stupid upload schedule. The Agent peely show is a TikToker
The agent Peely show by Digital January 11, 2021
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