The Romans

The Roman Empire was very powerful, especially in AD 117, when they controlled most of Europe. The emperor was Julius Caesar. (I think there were more, but I can't be bothered to list all of them.) They were very civilised, at the time, and apparently knew how to keep order.

1. Brian - "Bloody Romans"

2. Reg - "Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

by MichaelToTheJ May 29, 2007

like the romans

no condom sex with someone who is probably has STDs

yo you put on a rubber for that hoe?

nah we did it like the romans

plurarl for

by a812373 October 8, 2009

When in Rome, do as the Romans do

When going to a new place, living in a new community or environment, one should respect and follow the customs, habits, regulations, or way of life of that place.

Example:
BF:Hey girlfriend,when in Rome, do as the Romans do

by Sigmaboy2029 May 7, 2025

the Roman handshake

A sexual term used for Doggy Style sex. It occurs when the man and woman grab each other by the forearms during doggy style intercourse.

The Roman Handshake: The woman's arms are raised behind her body, and the man grabs on to her forearms for stabilty and positioning during doggy style sex.

by D.Roberts April 21, 2006

The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008

The Roman Butterfly

A sexual position in which a man will lay flat on his back,while two women will "scissor" around the man's penis.the mans penis will stick up and out of the scissoring vagina's,as a third women will sit on your face and preform oral sex on you,creating a "69" "scissor" sandwich.

man1:hey I'm having a orgy with three other chicks,but I'm not sure how it will work.
man2:just go for "The Roman Butterfly".

by The Roman Butterfly January 10, 2010

The Romanian Way

1. A large Romanian penis that rivals the size of a large zucchini. (noun)

2. One might also give "The Romanian Way"...The act of stuffing your Romanian way into an unsuspecting vagina, Thus rendering it immune to the stimulation of a normal penis. (verb)

Last night I raped your moms pussy with "The Romanian Way".

I called your sister over the other day and gave her "The Romanian Way."

by cartoff August 15, 2008