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Catch 29

I'm in a Catch 29 situation.

You mean a Catch 22?

No, it's worse than that.
by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011
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Bathtub Chemist

Someone who manufactures illicit drugs in their back room, usually on a desk or in a bathtub. The conditions these drugs are made and stored in are usually very dirty and the drugs made are usually cut with various other substances (everything from cheaper drugs to talcum powder to bleach to rat poison), either because they have limited knowledge of drug manufacture and chemistry or (more likely) because they couldn't care less about the health and well-being of their prospective customers. They instead prefer to use less (or none at all) of the advertised drug per pill/dose and therefore increase profit.
A guy sold me a pill last night. He told me it was Ecstasy but it was mixed with all sorts of shit and I ended up in hospital. I'm sick of these bathtub chemists ripping me off!!
by MichaelToTheJ June 3, 2011
mugGet the Bathtub Chemistmug.

aweradular

A combination of the words: awesome, rad and spectacular. If something is all three of these, it's aweradular.
Wow, check out Paul Gilbert's guitar soloing. That's aweradular!!!
by MichaelToTheJ May 11, 2008
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rights

Used in the North East of England, in place of the phrase: "damn right!"
1. Person A: Want a beer?

Person B: Aye, rights I do!!
by MichaelToTheJ October 5, 2007
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bi-winning

Winning in two or more areas of your life, at any given time. Or simply winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent interview. The interviewer asked him if he was bipolar and he replied: "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning."
Example:

I just got a promotion and got laid in the same day! I'm really bi-winning right now.
by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011
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Fake MILF

A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.

*Woman turns around*

Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008
mugGet the Fake MILFmug.

The Romans

The Roman Empire was very powerful, especially in AD 117, when they controlled most of Europe. The emperor was Julius Caesar. (I think there were more, but I can't be bothered to list all of them.) They were very civilised, at the time, and apparently knew how to keep order.
1. Brian - "Bloody Romans"

2. Reg - "Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
by MichaelToTheJ May 29, 2007
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