Character Assassination

Character Assassination is the act of attempting to influence the portrayal or reputation of a particular person, causing others to develop an extremely negative perception of him/her. By its nature, it involves deliberate exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person.

Basically, it is spreading rumours and talking bad about somebody, to make people hate them.
1. I'm just another victim of Character Assassination.

2. The media and politicians are Character Assassins.
by MichaelToTheJ May 14, 2007
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Fake MILF

A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.

*Woman turns around*

Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008
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The Romans

The Roman Empire was very powerful, especially in AD 117, when they controlled most of Europe. The emperor was Julius Caesar. (I think there were more, but I can't be bothered to list all of them.) They were very civilised, at the time, and apparently knew how to keep order.
1. Brian - "Bloody Romans"

2. Reg - "Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
by MichaelToTheJ May 13, 2007
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aweradular

A combination of the words: awesome, rad and spectacular. If something is all three of these, it's aweradular.
Wow, check out Paul Gilbert's guitar soloing. That's aweradular!!!
by MichaelToTheJ May 10, 2008
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APFU

As Per Fucking Usual. Something that happens all the time, and you are sick of it. Like 'As Usual/As Always' but with an angrier tone to it.
1. Aaarrggghhhh, that guy in the blue car took my parking space - APFU!!

2. APFU, I can't find my car keys.
by MichaelToTheJ December 03, 2008
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bi-winning

Winning in two or more areas of your life, at any given time. Or simply winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent interview. The interviewer asked him if he was bipolar and he replied: "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning."
Example:

I just got a promotion and got laid in the same day! I'm really bi-winning right now.
by MichaelToTheJ March 11, 2011
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mortal

To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)
Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!
by MichaelToTheJ June 06, 2007
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