The Pedro

A mythical magical person who is a master of vanishing, being sick and not working

Want to pull “The Pedro” this work weekend and fly to Costa to drink with Ed

by Hung So-low January 27, 2021

Pedro the Lion

Band led by indie singer/songwriter Dave Bazan. He sings rather depressing, yet beautiful and honest songs about life and the drama that surrounds it. Currently signed to Jade Tree records.

Pedro the Lion is the best depressing music.

by matt December 29, 2004

the Livid Pedro

According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Livid Pedro is when the boy has too much tequila and he is just FURIOUS.

The boyfriend, severely intoxicated, pounded his girlfriend like a Livid Pedro.

by Shibby September 13, 2004

The angry pedro

Waiting for someone to speak, spitting in their mouth and then headbutting them. Then you give them a wedgie while they are trying to get their breath back. (2nd cousin of the angry carlos)

Fatma was being a total dick so Danielle caught her off guard with the angry pedro!

by Muffin tits December 22, 2008

The ol pedro special

Having to finish yourself off mid blowjob because your girlfriends jaw is hurting.

I had to give myself the ol pedro special last night because she got tired again

by Tescodog August 22, 2019

pedro the panther

A furry they call a mascot.

Announcements: "Now it's time for PBIS with Pedro, starring pedro the panther!"
Students: aight imma head out - of life.
Quiet kid: that was my call

by lord_marqq November 12, 2019

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

by Weowentard June 2, 2020